Total Medals Earned: 343 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,795 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (65/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/11 (160/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/13 (25/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)
Beat Level 8.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 39
Beat Level 22
Beat Level 26
Beat Level 31.
Beat Level 33...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/95 points)
Find boot.
Find a spoon.
Find a note.
Find a skull
Find a vase.
Find abstract painting
Find a flag.
Find hammer
Find Hapiness
Find Jewel
Find a Lance.
Find Roman coin
Find sad sheep dolly.
Simple stick.